If you were a robber and you got caught, what would be the worst punishment that could happen? Well, given that this is the Conservative Tribune and we heart the Second Amendment and self-defense here, there’s always the possibility of death — but let’s ignore that for a second.
If you got captured pulling off a robbery, think of what the worst punishment you could endure. Rotting in jail? Community service at the waste treatment facility? Sharing a cell with a guy who was really into Lou Reed’s “Metal Machine Music?”
How about being forced to walk home naked through the streets of Bogota, Colombia? Because, yeah, that actually happened — and it was all caught on video.
In this vid, which was originally posted to LiveLeak on Thursday, a young thug decided he was going to try to rob a woman with a knife. Apparently, this was the Maynard G. Krebs of the knife-wielding thug community, because he did a pretty abysmal job of it. He was quickly disarmed and the woman was able to keep him from running by pulling on his hair.
Instead of reporting him to the police, though, the victim had a better idea. She forced the robber to strip down, first to his underpants and then to, um, even less than that.
She then gave him a kick in the butt and a punch in the kidneys, at which point he was chased off the scene by a small dog, left to run through the streets of Bogota barren of all clothing.
Being a robber is a pretty bad career choice. However, if you are going to become a knife-wielding thug trying to rob women in broad daylight on the godforsaken, crime-ridden streets of some South American country, I suppose I can’t stop you.
However, here’s a tip: if you’re going to do something that reprehensible, make sure you’re at least good at it. Otherwise, you could end up running home naked, like this jerk did.
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