A bunch of Islamic State group thugs had planned to plant a bomb, but things didn’t go their way. Instead of killing a bunch of innocent civilians, they accidentally blew themselves up in what can only be described as an act of pure justice.
“They were attempting to move an IED (improvised explosive device) to a crowded area of Achin, but it went off before they reached the planned place,” said Attaullah Khogyani, spokesman for Nangarhar’s provincial governor.
Luckily, there were no civilian casualties, but 21 other militants were wounded, Khogyani said.
Obviously, these men weren’t very well trained in the skill of handing explosive devices. They were a lot like this militant who failed to understand the proper way to handle a mortar tube:
That thug got rewarded with his 72 virgins sooner than he had planned.
Explosives are dangerous things but some of these jihadists handle them like they’re toys. Who knows what the guys are thinking when they pick up a device but safety isn’t one of them.
But we’re not complaining, the more of themselves these thugs accidentally rid us of the better off the world will be. And for those lucky enough to remain, we have highly skilled professionals waiting to send them off to Allah with a big bang:
While we should never get a kick out of someone accidentally blowing themselves up with a bomb, it’s hard not to when these thugs spread their terror in some of the most horrible ways.
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